If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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