porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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