I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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