Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Is it penis luge time yet?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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