Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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