I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize