If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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