Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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