Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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