is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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