All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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