well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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