I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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