69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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