How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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