they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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