I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so let's talk penis.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
