Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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