I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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