my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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