i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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