Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
