Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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