There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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