WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just want nice things and good sex
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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