At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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