that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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