Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
