New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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