I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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