Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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