kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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