Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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