STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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