If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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