you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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