Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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