Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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