Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Randomize
