She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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