do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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