Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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