Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
