I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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