ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
MIDGETS
????
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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