can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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