I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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