he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Are we still banned from the library?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
