So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I've blown a few things in my day
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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