sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize