I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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