I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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