guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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