He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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