yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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