So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
When are your genitals available?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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