she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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