I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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